By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including the Federal Property and Administrative Services Act (40 U.S.C. 101 et seq.) (FPASA), it is hereby ordered:

Section 1.  Purpose.  For too long, the radical bureaucrats and the "work-from-home" crowd have been treated very unfairly. They are sitting in their pajamas, doing who knows what, while our beautiful office buildings—the most magnificent buildings you’ve ever seen—sit empty. It’s a disaster. A total disaster. We are going to bring back the office, and we are going to do it bigger and better than anyone thought possible. We’re calling it the Home from Work (HFW) initiative. It’s going to be huge.

 

Sec. 2.  Policy.  Effective immediately, every federal employee will return to the office. But we’re going further. You’re not just working there; you’re living there. We are ending the commute. No more traffic. I’m saving you so much time, you’re going to get tired of winning. Your desk is now your bedroom. Your cubicle is your castle. It’s going to be a beautiful thing.

Sec. 3.  Implementation of the "Home from Work" Protocol.  (a) Permanent Occupancy: All federal employees shall relocate their beds, dressers, and gold-plated fixtures to their respective agency headquarters. We want the buildings full. We want them buzzing. 

 (b) Remote Home Life: If you want to see your family, you will do it through a screen outside your tour of duty, with supervisor approval. We have the best screens, the highest resolution. You can watch your dog or your kids from the comfort of your filing cabinet. It’s very high-tech. Very smart.

Sec. 4.  Enforcement.   Anyone who says they "miss their house" is probably a loser or a hater. We don't like those people. If you aren’t at your desk by 3:00 AM to start your sleep-shift, you’re fired. Just like that. Out.

Sec. 5.  General Provisions.   This order shall be implemented with the most incredible speed. The likes of which nobody has ever seen.

                             

DONALD J. TRUMP

THE WHITE HOUSE,

    April 1, 2026.